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Hola! I'm HAZMAT , and this is my site, it's mainly about projects I'm working on, porn (just kidding), my hobbies, and other stuff I am into. YAY! You get to learn about me! Hopefully I'll be able to do all this in pure HTML and stolen javascript (lol), then get a different host...

News
3/26/03:
Sorry about the manga translation delay (as if anyone comes here anyways), I've been sidetracked by Spring Break and there is something else on the horizon. I do not plan to reveal it much until I finish it up, but that will take some time from the manga translation project. Also, for MTP3K (Manga Translation Project 3000, boy I love Mystery Science Theater 3000), I would have translations sent to me to trade, and then post the translations if shown to be accurate, and I will probably post some of mine. Have fun translating!
3/13/03:
Anyone interesting in trading manga translations? I will be setting up a section of the site where you can submit your .TXT translations to me, then I will review them, scanning for what I think are errors, etc. and send them back witht he suggested errors fixed, and after that is all fixed up, I'll post it here, where I've included a sample. Please, only translations of manga only released in Nippon as of time of translation, and if you know it is coming out in a few months, please don't translate, American companies tend to be kind of lawsuit-happy, especially with copyright issues (I am not pointing any fingers, this is just a word of caution). Ja!
3/12/03:
Long time no update. I linked to a call which is located in the pranks section, with the infamous EBA!
1/15/03:
Happy 15-day-late New Year!! I've been very busy, trying to get a job, working on my drawing, and doing some other projects. I'm actually working on a noise project right now, having already done a song with a fellow SP'er, neko, which is located here. There are some other songs coming around (hopefully), so keep a look out, they will most likely be hosted by neko's host so I can mooch off of his bandwidth. Also, I promised gzaector some linkage for his site, since he gave me linkage, so here is the linkage!

SPUDWEB
Also, be sure to check at Protege's Raps, I will hopefully be doing a collaboration with him soon.
12/14/02:
I know, I know, I haven't put up any TTY logs yet, and I don't know when I will so stop emailing me! This is actually a plea for someone to come to my site and email me, so please come to my site (unless you are already here...then I must ask "WHY??".) and email me. Enough with that, and on to the REAL news. I almost actually updated! But I decided I'm not going to.
12/05/02:
Hi everyone, sorry about not uploading the TTY logs, I'll do so in a bit (a week or so). So, I'll keep your greedy eyes super-special happy with a text file. This is the work I did to get +v'ed on a +m DAL chan on IRC. I did that and then flooded and got banned, so much for random flooding and building a banlist (me and a few people from a channel) as long as we made this summer...
11/23/02:
It's my little brother's birthday today! Happy birthday Tommy! I changed the basefront element to some Bugzilla-supplied CSS code, so everyone on Phoenix can enjoy this somehow too! I uploaded a new call today, go check it out.
11/22/02:
I'm going to start uploading TTY Logs tonight, and maybe a banner from Team Activism, a great Hacktivism/Activism site. I've recently been having problems with this page in the Phoenix browser. If you want the weird code and will help me fix it (I'm also sending it into Bugzilla for review), drop me a line.
11/21/02:
I'm back like Dracula! Well, I prettied up the site, added a banner for the SP site, and centered everything down there. Don't forget to visit Team Activism's page either, it's great, I contribute there too ;). Yes, I am an SP'er. Also, neko will be hosting my and my little brother's Kick It Up choreography files, so have fun with that, and buy Pump It Up!!
11/9/02:
I am putting this site on temporary hiatus as I have no more time for it and my focus for it is lost. I will be focusing on doing more comics and learning more about programming. Once I get some more direction the site will be back in glory. Sorry, but it isn't dead...just in a coma.
10/23/02:
Had the day off from school, and I waited and waited for PIU (Pump It Up) to come in, but it didn't. Oh well, maybe tomorrow. So I did the usual, some homework, more slacking, some cleaning (I had to!), and my mom picked up the new Mitnick book (Art of Deception) for me (I paid!), so expect a review in a few weeks. I tried adding another javascript, but I couldn't really change the font color to white, so I deleted it.
10/20/02:
Added stop the MPAA button from 2600. If it is alright with them, I'll keep it. If my email address isn't working, catch me on AIM as nYtmarecreation1. Also added advertise section. Also, fixed a link on the news for the fifth of this month, thanks to scwerlmnk's never-ending criticism of my linkg skills. I also added andother loser...scwerlmnk! And I uploaded a new call, so go check it out.
10/18/02:
Added Site Meter, so I know how many of you losers are actually visiting my site. I'm trying to figure out how I should set up a page to post my TTY logs on, please help! And I fixed this stupid break element thing I always forget.
10/17/02:
Added another loser to the Other Losers section, who is, among all losers, the loser of all losers (I can imagine all you imaginary people who actually come here saying "Get on with it! Who is it?!") linear!! I also added the advertisement section, which has the banners and inf0z so you can advertise this here site! WOW! Soon I'll add a news archives section. Yeah. Sayonara!
10/14/02:
Added to the Other Losers section, thanks to linear for helping me with those pesky tables! Also, updated this part (for the news, duh, lol), added FAQ, got the code and made it from this Javascript Site, pretty cool! I think I'll add a news archives section tommorrow. Until then, ja!
10/13/02:
Added a prank I did this afternoon. Those 1(800)matress people are CRAZY! Also, I made a pretty cool banner last night (actually it's pretty retarded), so if anyone wants to advertise this site for me, email me. Also, I hope you know that I'm using fronpage just for inserting tables and fast previews. Yeah.
10/12/02:
I figured out how to do a navigation bar! But, unfortunately, I used the code that was on frontpage for it, I had to toy around with it for a little bit. At least it's up, so stop whining! From now on, I'm going to use frontpage just to preview scripts or new lines I want to add to make sure it comes out right, which is faster than sing notepad! I'll still save the code to notepad though. Also, I had to use the "Normal" thing to see what a little "-->" is doing on the page. Ah well.
10/11/02:
Sorry about the absence, I have been busy with schoolwork. Now that I'm not under so much presssure from it (yes with three S's), and I'm going to be adding banners. My bar won't be up today, probably on the morrow. Sorry!
10/05/02:
Finally retrieved my password (actually I just visited the site and was logged in), so I could work on the site. Look for a ripoff of UPL's Loser Alert Section, titled other losers!
10/04/02:
Got the .tk redirect, but it doesn't let me use my Javascript on it. The redirect URL is located here. The Javascript URL is located here.
10/02/2002:
Launched site, and wrote my little diddy. Thanks to fefe for helping me with the Javascript and incorporating it into HTML!

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